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captainjamestklrk:

MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE’S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT’S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE

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SHE LAUGHS EVERYTIME TOO AND NOW HE’S JUMPING ON ME AND BARKING AND GETTING MAD AT ME LIKE OLIVER TURN AROUND AND LOOK IN THAT HUGE ASS CAGE AND BEG HER FOR A FUCKING TREAT OR SOMETHING. 

your bird is an asshole

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kaguramutsuki:

kaguramutsuki:

i really wish tumblr wasn’t so unforgiving because it’s resulted in this overly cautious environment where everyone is deathly afraid to be unintentionally offensive

there is no surefire way to avoid offending someone, offensive content varies from person to person and there is absolutely no way to satisfy everyone

and because of that you shouldn’t have to walk on eggshells. make mistakes, learn from them, have a good time.

this was a good post

kinglnthenorth:mistress-of-the-night:ladyanneoftardis:littlegracenote:luvr4photography:whatjanesays:ticklefighting:potterheadschamber:

Floridians during a hurricane.

accurate

"It ain’t even a Category 3 … the mall is still open." - actual quote from the last hurricane I was in.

I cant btreATje

It funny cause its tru

As a resident, I vouch for this post

We don’t worry about it. We just throw parties and drink through it. 

talk shit on floridians all you want, but they some hard motherfuckers

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